Oh dear.

A slew of conundrums today. First Wired magazine’s new feature explaining how our green little lives are a big lie — now I’m not sure if I should eat organically-grown, farm raised beef or Micky-D’s. (Michael Pollan please help!!)

Even more earth-shattering is a potential parting of ways with my beloved Martha Stewart! Those who know me will understand this is a BIG problem. It might even be a personality crisis. I made clove-encrusted oranges for Christmas when I was 10, I loved and lost Paw Paw, I even admitted I’d been irresponsibly off-schedule last week when, according to Martha’s moving tips, I should have started packing two months ago!

So this is painful. Above is a photo of Martha’s assistant coloring in the red sole of her Louboutains because Mme. M doesn’t like the red sole?? Martha, I will take them if you find them so offensive. Here is her caption explaining the above photo:

Karena, my wardrobe mistress, painting the soles of my Louboutins black – I am not a fan of the signature red soles and always change the red to black – this is easy if you use a broad sharpie.

Oh dear. A broad sharpie. I need to lie down.

{Photo Courtesy of the Martha Blog.}

ADDENDUM: Martha, I may consider forgiving you if you hire me as your “Wardrobe Mistress” instead. Thx.